When building websites and trying to optimising it by yourself can be exhausting for one person. But if you have a second hand to do the little dirty work for you while you concentrate on more important things, it can lift huge a weight off your shoulder. So I came up with some ways you can use your girlfriend (other than for sex) to help you make money online. Warning: this will not work for all relationships!

1. Summit to directories- Get her to submit to directories so you have more backlinks and get a high Google Page ranking.

2. Post Comments- Tell your girlfriend to go post comment in as many blogs or forums as she can. It’s a lot better than using a spam robot. Posting comments in bigger blogs will give you good backlinks and drive some traffic to your site. Being the top commentator in a big blog will also help a lot.

3.  Proofread- Having your girlfriend proofread your writting is a good idea. It minimize spelling errors and grammar mistakes.

4.  Submit to Social Sites - After every post or article you wrote, tell your girlfriend to submit it to sites like Digg.com, Netscape, Shoutwire, Reddit etc. Submitting to these social sites can drive traffic to your site and also create good backlinks. Who knows maybe one of your article could make the front page.

5. Motivator- Get your girlfriend to push you to work harder everyday.

6. Check-up- Have your girlfriend to check up on your blog or site everyday. Make a bet with her, if you miss posting content in a day because you were lazy, tell her to cut you off for week or until you make up for it.

7. Have a competition- If your GF is also into web work, have a competition to see who makes the most money at the end of each month.

8. Use her Picture- If you have a hot GF, use her picture to start a blog. Everyone knows sex sells! Just by putting a hot picture of your GF as the blog author can drive many geeks to her (your) site. Look what it done to Jane May’s Blog. Every male geek (even me) was flocking to her blog.

9. Refresh- Tell your GF to download a Alexa Toolbar and then visit your site and tell her to keep refreshing on your page. Doing this will give you a higher Alexa ranking and will look respectable to visitors.

10. Message- We all know how our work can be stressing. Tell your GF to give you a back message while you work.

11. Excuse - There’s time when the boys want to go out for a beer but you would rather stay home and work online. Use your GF as an excuse by saying it’s your anniversary or some special occasion.

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