When it comes to building a web page to make money online, it can be hard to do. But maybe if I give you some tips on how to make money online and relate it to sex maybe you’ll understand it better.

Size Does Matter- Most women will say the bigger the better. So get your site to be bigger, keep adding new contents every day and you notice the amount traffic coming to your site.

First Time- Getting your first Adsense Check is like losing your virginity.  It might not be the best the first time, but the next it will be better. All you have to do is work harder at it.

Time - Building a site takes time just like when you are having sex. The more time you put into it, the more pleasurable it will be. It will take time before you even start making good money.

Be Stubborn and Never Give up - Many guys who get laid often are the guys who are stubborn and never give up. They may get rejected 99% of the time but when they do hit that 1%, they hit a Gold Mine. You should be that guy when building your sites. Keep building them, and most of them will fail but soon or later you will hit that Gold Mine.

Groupie- Having a swing party is like joining community sites like Digital Point. Swapping wife’s with different partners is like swapping ideas on Digital Point Forum.  There’s always something new to learn.

Uniqueness and Creativity- Having boring sex is like building a boring site. Be creative and build something that is unique that’ll keep visitors coming back for more.

Set Realistic Goals - Setting a goal that you will bang 5 girls in one night is like setting a goal to make $300/day in your first month. Be realistic on setting your goals and take it one step at a time.

Too Old: You’re never too old to have sex is like you’re never too old to make money online. Viagra is like John Chow’s or Aaron Wall’s eBook. They will both help you get it going.

Backlinking-Having hundreds backlinks to your site is like having hundred of girls’ numbers in your phone book. The more you have the better you are optimised.

Spam - Just think of spamming is like cheating on your girlfriend. It’s right there and you want to do it! But if do decide to do it, don’t over do it because eventually you will get caught. And the punishment can be devastating.

Negative Comments- Getting negative comments on your site or blog is like your ex-girlfriend talking smack about you. Just ignore it and use it as a fuel to prove them wrong.

Diversify your web income- When you go clubbing with your friends, don’t expect to take home the first girl you meet. The more girls you meet the better the chances of you taking one home. Do the same for your website, don’t just rely on Adsense to bring you in the money. Add other ad networks to diversify and increase your income. Other network includes: Kontera, CJ, Text-Link-Ad, Azoogle.

Dream- Men wanting to be a pornstar like Ron Jeremy is like webmasters wanting to be like Shoemoney or Joel Comm. They’re the best in the industry at what they do and they love doing what they do.

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